Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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