my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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