i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
