You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Vodka?
Forever.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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