he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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