I cockslap morals
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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