No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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