the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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