But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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