Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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