So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
we made out on top of his cat.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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