i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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