White coat. Heels.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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