So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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