I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
