making cat noises will not fix the situation.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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