I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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