i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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