And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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