About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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