When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Randomize
