vagina is talking i cant
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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