Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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