I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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