Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
