no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Come back. Shots need mouths.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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