It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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