somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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