Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
vagina is talking i cant
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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