A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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