I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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