would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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