I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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