A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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