you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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