S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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