with your own penis?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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