The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Drake has all the answers
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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