In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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