Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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