I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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