why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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