she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
