I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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