Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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