i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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