Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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