yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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