he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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