I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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