Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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