Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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