Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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