I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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