is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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